Lightnin' Lainey, 40
The only solution is in retribution—that flash of lightning you fear will soon be frightening to hear!
This painter has a knack for precision—in both her art and in her track strategy. Calculated maneuvers and a low stance keep her at the top of the pack.
She fell in love when watching Rollergirls on A&E a few years ago. A thirst for the speed drove her to join Roc City Roller Derby in February 2008.
Note: Don't tell Lainey that you think her game is all staged. She'll block ya!