Taco Pants

Taco Pants became a Non-Skating Official in January, 2017 and started on skates for the first time since 3rd grade(?) three weeks later. Since then, he has been an active participant, not only in helping the league with scrimmages, but also in attending Quarry practices and supporting his fellow Quarriors as he strives to become a referee.

NON-DERBY JOB:  Bartender for Uno's Pizzeria and Grill

LIKES: Candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach :P

WHY ROLLER DERBY? "Skating is soooo much fun!"

WHAT IS THE MOST OBSCURE FACT YOU KNOW? "Circumlocution is defined as speaking in a manor in which one uses many more words than are necessary in order to beat around the bush or talk in circles in order to mislead."